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• If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

When was the last time that you really got away from the stress of modern day life, to a highly unique and imaginative vacation? Truly escaped from the same old rut and routine? Try it in the Fall or Winter at Pepperbox!
Do you remember how long it has been since the whole family spent quality time together? Imagine how great you would feel to join your family and friends at a place as inviting and comfortable as home, without any interruptions or responsibilities. Try it in the Fall or Winter at Pepperbox!

• Remember Folks.....Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed for 70 mph.......

At Red Lodge Mountain we love giving you the best skiing. If you don't love the skiing, return your lift ticket within one hour and fifteen minutes for a full refund.

Hmmm. How can we make such a guarantee? Simple: not many people ask for a refund. Once they get on the mountain, experience the 1,600 acres of terrain, feel the white powder under their feet and see the blue sky over their heads, leaving is the last thing they want to do. We're betting a ski ticket you'll feel the same way.

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Well look no further! Transnational Outdoor Power has just released it's new line of high performance ATV's, the T-Rex! Built in Taiwan by Dinli, the T-Rex is packed full of innovative "firsts" to this segment of the ATV market. Features like hydraulic disc brakes, interlocking body, daytime running lamps, and an interactive Safety Training Program with its dealers demonstrate a commitment to safety that stands head and shoulders above the rest of the pack!

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Home of the world's Largest Basket!! The History of Dresden

Built on the site of the Indian village Wakatomica in the beautiful foothills of the Appalachian Mountains, Dresden developed into a town after the Revolutionary War. A war hero, Major Jonathan Cass , became one of the area’s first settlers along with other veterans who received part of their military pay in land located in the Northwest Territory..... More

• 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year....hmmmm...make's ya wonder....

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From the editor:
Well the Yuletide season is over, and now the Democrats, who are all for the working man(yeah right), sure don't want to give you workin' folks any of that surplus money that they stole from you when Slick Willy was in office!! They sure do want to give your hard earned money to those who won't, don't and never will work, because of LAZINESS!! Yeah, you go right on votin' fer them Democrat folks what love to take yer money and throw it away, heh heh heh!
Now ya'll check out what that so-called honorable ex-president left ya fer a legacy....thief ~ perjury ~ immorality ~ and as the ole' song goes "and the (dead)beat goes on"!

NEWS IN REVIEW: Clinton Pardons Executive Buddy Criminals:
Clinton Grants Pardons to 59 People
AP) - President Clinton granted pardons Friday to 59 people, including Dan Rostenkowski, the former chairman of the powerful House Ways and Means Committee felled by a corruption scandal. The White House announced that Clinton also issued a pardon to Archie Schaffer III, an Arkansas chicken company executive ensnared in the corruption investigation of former Agriculture Secretary Mike Espy. More....

• "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

WASHINGTON (AP) - Clinton Pardons More Than 100 This good ole' boy makes Jimmy Hoffa look like a SAINT! Ole' Slick likes to pardon folks convicted of bank fraud, wire fraud, Savings & Loan fraud, treason, racketeering, tax evasion, sex charges.... " damn Slick, ya gonna open the cells for all your low life buddies?". In the article, take notice of how McDougals husband, who agreed to testify against Clinton in the Whitewater Investigation, suddenly died in prison! My guess is this, if she would have agreed to testify against Slick Willy, she wouldn't be here today either!!

Civil Rights Leader Jackson Admits to Affair
Jesse "The Hypocrit" Jackson: Umm mmm mmm!!! My oh my!! Well, well....condemned, condemned and condemned, the honorable George Walker Bush, and look what the hell fell out of his own closet of CONDEMNATION.....A TRUE DEMOCRAT...."don't do as I do, do as I tell you to do"! It amazes me how he begs forgiveness, and condemned and damned for 2 months every one associated with the Bush campaign. Hell, his own orginazation is nothing more than a front for extortion, threatening any business that does not concede to his so-called demands of equality! How many of you po' folk can afford to pay $3000/month for child support, huh?? Now ya'll jus' keep on a sendin' that money, ya hear?! Ha ha ha ha...funny! He could care less about the poor. Another hypocrit just like the dishonarable Senator from Massachusetts, Ted "The Chappaquitic Kid" Kennedy. Now there's a man who has alot of room to criticize and condemn John Ashcroft, huh? You ever wonder how many more skeletons are in his closet? Ashcroft never drove off a bridge and killed a young girl, did he TED?! He wasn't having an affair either, was he TED?! TRUE DEMOCRATS....Dig up the dead on voting day, and criminals who sit in judgement! To all you folks who support these dishonorable and immoral snakes, you have to ask yourself, why aren't Republicans flocked with these kinds of allegations? They're using you to get your votes...are you blind?! Hell all welfare is, is a means for the Democrats to get the leeches on society to vote for thaem! And by the way, since you think the Democrats are for the working man(yeah right), how many poor Democrats have you ever seen in Congress, etc.?! Get your heads out of you ass and start to think on your own, instead of being lead around by some fool, just because you think your gonna get some free money!

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Early contractions -- what to do:
Many women have early contractions, which can sometimes be caused by dehydration. If you're having early or irregular contractions, slow down and drink two or more glasses of water or juice. It's also a good idea to empty your bladder. Lie down on your left side to relieve some of the pressure on your uterus. If you're noticing a pattern to your contractions -- you're having them at regular intervals or you're having more than four to six an hour -- you should be evaluated by your physician or midwife. Find more information in BabyCenter's list of common problems and solutions.
NOTE: Always Check with and follow the advice of your Physician!

• I Need Someone Really Bad.....Are You Really Bad......?!

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Download Red Hat Linux.......The Lamborghini of Operating Systems!! Makes Windows look like a Model T!

Linux Note: When downloading a linux .tar/ .gz or .rpm file, It is sometimes necessary to hold down the shift key while clicking on the file you want to download.

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CHILDREN'S BOOKS THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT:

• The Man on the Moon is Actually Satan.....

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Smoked Oyster Log:
Just in time for SUPER BOWL XXV! This will make a great dish to serve up!

• 1 - 8 oz. package cream cheese
• 2 Tbsp. milk
• 1/4 cup sour cream
• 1 clove garlic, minced
• 1 tsp. lemon juice
• 1 - 3 oz. jar smoked oysters, chopped
• Salt and pepper to taste
• 1/3 cup pecans, chopped

So until next time, REMEMBER:  A romantic florist likes two-lips....

• The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

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